“I toad ya that I wude be back awn TV. I’m back in a big way. When YES announced it wude drop me, I toldya I would have a new deel and I do.
“Stahting on Mahch 24 … that’s a Mondey, if you must know, ok? I’ll be on Fawx Spawts 1 from one to foah in the aftahnoon Easten Time. Dat’s 10 to one out West, ok? But heah’s the kickah. At foah, I’ll move to Fawx Spawts 2 and yewl see the final two hoahs dere, ok?
“So to make it eazy foah you mongos, I’m on one to foah every aftahnoon on Fawx Spawts 1 and den foah to six on Fawx Spawts 2.
“Now, yoah askin’ about those soccah games, wat are dey called? Da Champeens Leeg? I nevah hoid of dat, but ok. And when dey run Nascah, dose stock cahs, wasn’t Ricahd Peddy in dat? Ok, well when you see a live spohting evend on Fawx Spawts 1, deyl moov my show to Fawx Spawts 2. So yewl see da entiyah show, no maddah wat!
“Ya got dat? I can’t explane it bettuh dan dat!
“Vinny in Queenz, yoah next on da FAN (handwave).”
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