THIS IS THE ANDY WEAVER BOOK OF EXCITEMENT:
BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU TODAY!!!!!
I FELL OUT OF MY BED ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT WHEN THE NURSE PUT ME IN BED!
SHE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD.
ALL THE NURSES ARE REALLY YOUNG.
MOST OF THEM ARE RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!
WELL SHE WAS HELPING ME INTO BED AND SHE TRIPPED ON MY WHEELCHAIR AND HER AND I FELL RIGHT ON THE FLOOR.
IT WAS FUNNY.
BACK ON TUESDAY NIGHT THERE WAS A COCKROAST IN MY BED.
I SCREAMED REALLY LOUD FOR HELP
I DON'T LIKE ANIMALS THAT CRAWL.
A COCKROAST IS A BIG ANIMAL.
I ALMOST WENT IN MY PAINTS AFTER SEEING THAT ON MY BED!
I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME AT CAMP TREXLER WITH MRS PLATH AND MR EDWARDS WE CAME ACROSS A SNAKE UNDER MY CHAIR AND I JUMPED!
I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT.
NOW I HAVE A TALKING MACHINE!
THE WEAVE IS IN BUSSINESS NOW!
NOW I CAN COMMUNCIATE WITH KIDS!
I ALREADY HAVE HEY GIRLS PROGRAMMED IN MY MACHINE!!!!!
MR EDWARDS TOLD ME TO ALWAYS HAVE THAT IN THERE!!
THAT MR EDWARDS GUY IS A FUNNY GUY!
WE HAD A FUN 2 YEARS BACK WHEN HE WAS MY AIDE IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!
THIS IS THE WEAVE!
THE LADIES MAN AND BINGO MAN!
I WON 4 GAMES OF BINGO ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT HERE!
I AM HAVING A BLAST HERE!
I AM GOING HOME FOR THE 3 DAY WEEKEND!!
I WILL COME BACK HERE ON MONDAY AFTERNOON!
WE ARE STILL TRYING TO GET THE BATHROOM SITUATION BETTER!!!
I HAVE NO PROBLEM GOING AT HOME BUT WHEN I COME HERE I HAVE TROUBLE.
ROYANN VASKO IS THE SAME WAY WHEN SHE GOES AWAY FROM HOME FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME.
I AM NOT AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT THE BATHROOM SITUATION ON HERE BECAUSE EVERYBODY GOES TO THE BATHROOOM. IT'S NATURE! EVERYBODY DOES IT.
I LEARNED THAT IN HEALTH CLASS WITH MR HERCEG!!
I WILL EMAIL ON TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY NEXT WEEK!!
THERE IS NO SCHOOL ON MONDAY AT NAZARETH OR AT RCN AND AT JOHNSTOWN!!
KIDS ARE WONDERFUL HERE!!
I DERSERVE THIS AWESOME TREATMENT AFTER WHAT I WENT THROUGH MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL! THAT WAS UN CALLED FOR THE WAY I WAS TREATED MY SENIOR YEAR.
I AM NOT HAVING ONE SINGLE PROBLEM AT ALL WITH NOBODY HERE!
THEY SAY HEY ANDY AND DO YOU WANT TO HANGOUT WITH THEM AND ALL THAT COOL STUFF!!!!!
THE HEALTH FAIR ON THURSDAY WAS COOL TO SEE!
ALL MY CLASSES ARE GOING GREAT!
NO CLASSES IN THE AFTERNOON ON WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY AND TODAY FRIDAY!
I AM LEAVING AT NOON TODAY FRIDAY TO COME HOME!
I WANT TO BE HOME IN TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE PHILLIES GAME ON UPN57 AT ATLANTA AT 7:30PM!
I HAVE A BUSY ANNOUNCING WEEKEND!
TONIGHT AT 7:30PM ON UPN57 I WILL DO THE PHILLIES AT ATLANTA BASEBALL GAME AND STAY AWAKE TO MIDNIGHT TO LISTEN TO BROOKS ST IVES ON 1490 WBCB!
SATURDAY AT 11:00AM I WILL DO MY RADIO SHOW ON PCN, AM1230, WTKZ, WYNS, WALN, WKAP AND SUNNY 1100 WGPA AND THEN AT 1:20PM ON FOX I WILL DO THE PHILLIES AT ATLANTA GAME AND AT 6:00PM ON WB11 I WILL DO THE NY METS AT FLORDIA BASEBALL GAME AND STAY AWAKE TO MIDNIGHT TO LISTEN TO BROOKS ST IVES ON 1490 WBCB!
SUNDAY AT 10:00AM WHEN I AM EATING MY MCDONALDS EGG MCMUFFIN AND HASH BROWN IN MY VAN I WILL LISTEN ON AM 1230, WTKZ AND WYNS THE SHOW CALLED THE SPORTSWAVE WITH MY GOOD BUDDY THE BEST MAN ON RADIO PERIOD KEITH GROLLER AND THEN AT 12:30PM WILL WATCH PHILLIES WEEKLY AND THEN AT 1:00PM I WILL ANNOUNCE THE PHILLIES AT ATLANTA BASEBALL GAME ON UPN57 AND THEN THE SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL GAME AT 8:00PM ON ESPN!!
THE WEAVE COMMING BACK TO THE AIRWAVES THIS WEEKEND!
SOFTBALL WILL BE THE TOPIC ON KEITH GROLLER'S SHOW ON SUNDAY!
CHECK IT OUT! KEITH IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME ON HIS SHOW LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES!
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS WHEELCHAIR!
IT REALLY FLYS DOWN THE HALLWAYS!
114 MILES ON MY WHEELCHAIR!!!!!!!
GOOD FOOD HERE!
I LOVE WHEN THEY HAVE ORANGE JUICE, FRENCH TOAST AND PANCAKES!
THEY HAVE BREAKFAST PIZZA SOMETIMES. YUCK!
THE DANCES HERE ARE FUN!
I MISS THAT PHILADELPHIA GIRL ELIZABETH PALMERIO BUT SHE COMMING BACK NEXT TERM IN SEPTEMBER!
THAT CONNECT FOUR GIRL GAVE UP ON THAT GAME.
NOW WE HAVE A POOL BATTLE GOING ON!
CAN YOU IMAGINE ME THE WEAVE PLAYING POOL!!
LOOK OUT NAZARETH!!!
I AM A GREAT POOL PLAYER!!
RCN SHOULD COME TO JOHNSTOWN TO TELVISE MY POOL BATTLE!!!!!!!!
I HAVE TO TELL GARY LAUBACH TO COME!!!!!]RCN WILL BE COMMING TO MY TERRITORY ON JUNE 17TH FOR THE BASEBALL FINALS!
THE BASEBALL FINALS ARE IN ALTOONA THIS YEAR ON JUNE 17TH!!!!!!!
ALTOONA NOT TOO FAR AWAY FROM WHERE I AM!
MAYBE RCN CAN COME ONE DAY EARLIER ON WEDNESDAY AND COME TO JOHNSTOWN TO VISIT ME AND SEE ALL MY GIRLS!!!!!!!
I BEEN WATCHING ALOT OF PITTSBURG PIRATES GAMES ON TV HERE IN MY DORM ROOM!
THEY ARE DOING BETTER THAN THE PHILLIES!
I AM TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH UPDATING MY WEBSITE EVERYDAY!
I BEEN DOING GOOD AT THAT!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
I HOPE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND!!!!!!
I BETTER BE COMMING HOME TO NICE WEATHER!
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I WILL BE HOME UNTIL JUNE 18TH!
I WANT TO GO HOME ON JUNE 18TH SO I CAN ANNOUNCE THE BASEBALL FINALS WITH GARY LABACH AND DICK TRACY ON THE PENNSYLVANIA CABLE NETWORK!
I AM A LUCKY MAN BEING IN A CLASS THAT NEVER GIVES HOMEWORK!
IT WILL BE THAT WAY ALL SUMMER!!!!!!!!
I HAVE ESPN AND PCN HERE IN MY ROOM!
I WAS LSTENING TO THE JOLLY JOE TIMMER SHOW ON THURSDAY NIGHT ON AM 1100!!!!!!!!!!
I ALSO WENT TO A DANCE TOO ON THURSDAY NIGHT!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR WHEN PEOPLE SEND ME MAIL IN MY MAILBOX!
I KNOW I HAVE TO BE HOME ON AUGUST 13TH BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE AT WALMART TO HELP THE DREAMKIDS!!!!
I WILL BE AT THE DOOR COLLECTING MONEY!!
THE FIRST TIME I WILL EVER BE DOING THAT SO I AM REALLY EXCITED!!!!!!!
MY NAME IS ON THEIR WEBSITE AT WWW.THEDREAMKIDS.COM
I AM STILL THE PRESIDENT OF ALL 28 FAN CLUBS!
I JUST NEVER BEEN SAYING IT ON MY EMAILS LATELY BECAUSE OF HURRYING TO GET MY EMAILS DONE!!!!
I AM TRYING TO STAY ON TRACK WITH MY EMAILS!!!!!
I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!
I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE AT A SCHOOL WHERE YOU PLAY WHEEL OF FORUNE, BOOKWORM AND OTHER GAMES ON THE COMPUTER IN YOUR CLASSES AND GET OFF WHENEVER THE TEACHERS FEEL LIKE NOT WORKING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT WITH KIDS AND GOING TO DANCES AT NIGHT AND PLAYING POOL WITH GIRLS!
I REALLY HAVE IT GOOD HERE!!!!!!
I JUST WISH I COULD GO TO THE BATHROOM HERE!!!!
THAT THE ONLY PROBLEM HERE.
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
TALK TO YOU ON TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY NEXT WEEK!
HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!
NAZARETH'S NUMBER 1 FAN!
PA HOUSE MAN
WEAVE!
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