Thursday!

ANOTHER VACATION OVER!
BIG ANNOUNCING WEEKEND!!!
END WITH A BANG!
TONIGHT WILL ANNOUNCE THE SEASON PREMARE OF THE BIG TICKET ON WFMZ FROM 11PM TO 12 MIDNIGHT!
SATURDAY DO MY RADIO SHOW AT 11AM THEN THE PHILLIES DOUBLEHEADER AT 1PM AND 7PM!
SUNDAY LISTEN TO KEITH GROLLER ON AM1230 RADIO AS HE WILL SAY MY NAME THEN I WILL GO VISIT MY 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER THEN WILL ANNOUNCE THE PHILLIES GAME AT 1:30PM THEN WILL GO SEE MY GRANDFATHER WHO HAD SURGERY THEN I WILL COME HOME ANNOUNCE THE JERRY LEWIS MDA TELETHON AT 9:00PM ON WNEP FROM 9:00PM TO 1:00AM.
I WILL GO TO BED AT 1AM SUNDAY NIGHT AND WAKEUP AT 8AM TO GO BACK TO JOHNSTOWN!
I WILL BE TIRED ON MONDAY IN JOHNSTOWN AND STAY UP TO 11PM TO CLOSE THE REC HALL!
I AM EXCITED TO SEE MY PROM DATE MONQUIE MORRIS!!!
SHE IS BACK THIS TERM FROM HER SUSPENSION!!!
WE ALWAYS USED TO DO STUFF TOGETHER!!!
I WILL MISS MY OTHER FRIEND BARBARA STAMBAUGH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS DISCHARGED.
MONDAY PLEASE BE CAREFUL IN THE HEAVY RAIN TONIGHT.
5-7 INCHES.
DRIVE SMART!
DON'T DRIVE IN PUDDLES.
THE WATER MAY BE HIGHER THAN WE THINK!!
IF IT IS RAINING LATER I AM NOT GOING TO THE P.V. AT NAZARETH FOOTBALL GAME.
IT NOT WORTH GETTING SICK.
ESPECIALLY FOR SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I GET SICK.
I CAN NEVER GET RID OF IT.
GRETTINGS FOR THE LAST TIME FROM NAZARETH!
MY NEXT E-MAIL WILL BE COMMING FROM JOHNSTOWN ON TUESDAY!
BACK TO REALITY ON MONDAY!
VACATION OVER!
BACK TO THE KIDS!
NEW GIRLS MEANS NEW TERM!!!
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET NEW GIRLS!!
I WILL LOVE MY FRIDAY SCHEDULE!
I ONLY HAVE 1 CLASS ON FRIDAYS!!!!!!!!
HOW COOL IS THAT!
I WILL GET BORED THOUGH.
FOOTBALL FRIDAY!
SOME SCHOOLS HAVE MOVED THEIR START TIMES TONIGHT IN THE RAIN.
CENTRAL AT LIBERTY AT 6:00PM!
''WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T GO HOME''
WELL, I AM AT HOME AND MY TIME AT HOME IS COMMING TO A CLOSED
3 MORE DAYS.
THIS WEEK FLEW BY.
I AM ALITTLE NERVIOUS ABOUT THE NEW TERM.
BEFORE EVERY TERM NERVES KICKS IN.
I GUESS THAT NORMAL
PLEASE EVERYBODY HAVE A VERY SAFE AND ENJOYABLE LABOR DAY WEEKEND!
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
PLEASE BE CAREFUL!
WE DON'T WANT NO ACCIDENTS AND NO DEATHS.
I ALWAYS WORRY ON HOLIDAYS THAT PEOPLE GO WILD AND DO WERD THINGS.
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!!!!!
NO DRINKING EITHER AT THE FAIRS OR WHEREVER YOU MIGHT BE GOING.
I NEVER DRANK IN MY LIFE AND NEVER NEVER WILL.
NOT EVEN AT GRADUATION.
ANNOUNCING IS A SO MUCH BETTER THING TO DO THAN TO DRINK!
MY PARENTS GET MAD BECAUSE I ANNOUNCE TOO MUCH BUT IN REALITY ANNOUNCING IS BETTER THAN WHAT MOST KIDS DO.
MOST KIDS GO OUT ON STREETS AND GOOF OFF AND DRINK.
IF YOU GO TO THE BEACH:
WATCH FOR THOSE TERRIBLE SEAGULLS.
I WILL NEVER FORGET WEDNESDAY.
I CAN'T BELIVE RESTAURANTS ALLOW ANIMALS.
THAT WAS THE GIRST RESTAURANT I EVER WENT IN MY WHOLE LIFE WHERE WE HAD BIRDS WALKING AROUND.
THAT WAS AWFUL
I COULDN'T EAT MY GRILLED CHEESE.
I WAS TOO JUMPY.
REMINDER:
NO EMAIL ON MONDAY
LABOR DAY SO THERE WILL BE NO EMAIL
A SPECIAL EMAIL ON TUESDAY!
HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY WEEKEND!
HOT DOGS!
DON'T EAT TOO MANY!
I PLAYED IN CASINOS ALOT THIS WEEK AND HAD FUN!
I AM SAVING THE MONEY I WON!
I HOPE MY BEST PRINCIPAL MRS SWIGART HAD A GOOD DINNER ON WEDNESDAY AT DAMONS RESTAURANT IN ALLENTOWN!
NOT SAYING HOW I KNOW SHE WAS THERE!
I GOT EYES EVERYWHERE!
WEST SURBAN NUMBER 1 FAN
NAZARETH NUMBER 1 FAN
SEE YOU TUESDAY FROM JOHNSTOWN AT THE HIRAM G ANDREWS CENTER!!!!
TAKE CARE!
BE SAFE!
THINK SMART!!!!!
RELAX THIS WEEKEND TOO!
RELAXATION IS A VERY IMPORTANT THING!
PEOPLE FORGET TO DO THAT SOMETIMES!
CYA TUESDAY!
WEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!!!
WEAVE THE ''HOT DOG MAN''
SEAGULLS BEST BUDDY,
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WON BIG AT ALTANTIC CITY NEW JERSEY!!!!!! 45.00 DOLLARS!!!!!! I WAS DOING AWFUL ALL DAY UNTIL ABOUT RIGHT BEFORE I CAME HOME AT 9:00PM! I STARTED TO WIN WIN WIN AROUND 9:00PM AND BOY DID WIN ALOT OF MONEY IN MATTER OF MINUTES!!!!!! I WON 45 DOLLARS ALL IN A 1 HOUR PERIOD!! I WILL BRING SOME BACK WITH ME WHEN I GO BACK TO JOHNSTOWN ON MONDAY!!! IT WAS A FUN DAY. IT WAS RAINING AND WET. YES MY DAD MADE ME A LIAR AGAIN. WE WENT TO ATLANTIC CITY INSTEAD OF SEASIDE HEIGHTS!!!!!!!!! I HAD THE WRONG SHORE YESTERDAY ON MY EMAIL REMINDER: IF YOU EVER GO TO ATLANTIC CITY DON'T GO IN THIS ONE RESTAURANT. COUNTRY KITCHEN DON'T GO IN THERE BECAUSE BIRDS WALK AROUND THERE LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE. I WAS SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME I WAS TRYING TO EAT. I COULDN'T EAT BECAUSE THE BIRDS HAD ME FREIGHTENED. I KNOW I AM NEVER GOING IN THAT RESTAURANT MY DAD WAS UPSET BUT I COYLDN'T HELP IT. I HATE BIRDS AND ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM TRYING TO EAT FOOD I NEVER EVER IN MY LIFE WENT INTO A RESTAURANT WHERE BIRDS FLY IN AND WALK AROUND. I BEEN GOING TO SHORES FOR 15 YEARS NOW AND I NEVER REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING. HAVE A GREAT DAY! I AM SAVING MY MONEY! I NEVER SPEND EVEN WHEN I AM AT SCHOOL. I NEVER SPEND MONEY. I KNOW YOU THINK I AM NUTS FOR NOT SPENDING!!! TALK TO YOU TOMORROW ON FRIDAY! SEE YA THEN!!! VEGAS WEAVE!!!!!!!!
THIS POEM IS WRITTEN BY GARY LABACH WHO IS THE TV ANNOUNCER AT RCN TV HERE IN THE LEHIGH VALLEY:
ATLANTIC CITY CHEATED BY BOY IN WHEELCHAIR
On Wednesday, August 30, a young man in a wheelchair cheated a localAtlantic City Casino out of a large amount of cash. He, supposedly, didsomething similar this past week at a casino out of the area. The boy,known only as "The Weave", became an immediate distraction at a localrestaurant when he screamed throughout his meal while birds and seagullsflew throughout the restaurant. While restaurant officials had troubledescribing the culprit, his screaming stayed with them for hours.
He, then, supposedly went to a nearby casino and spent a few hours losing alittle money to throw the police off track. He then went on to baffle theslot machines with an uncanny lucky streak. Police are very suspicious ofhis good fortune. When they investigated, they could only learn that "theWeave" has two known addresses, one in a dinky little town called Nazarethand the other in the boondocks of Johnstown. Police do not believe theseare real addresses because they do not believe anyone would live in eitherplace!!
It was thought The Weave made his escape on horseback, or he had a specialmotor installed on the wheelchair. If anyone knows his whereabout pleasecontact the Atlantic City police. Please be careful when approaching him.He may be armed and dangerous. The only way to get him to surrender is tosend a bird in his direction!!